Last week Dion Waiters provided one of the greatest NBA moments in recent history: passing out on a team plane from THC gummies. With this in mind, the fine members at L51 wanted to do a deep dive into which player on each team was most likely to give a teammate a gummy, and who was most likely to pop it on the plane.
Broken down by who gave the gummy away & who consumed it as follows..
Atlanta Hawks – John Collins via Kevin Huerter
Boston Celtics – Timelord via Kyrie’s old locker
Brooklyn Nets – Kyrie via Kyrie
Charlotte Hornets – Terry via MJ
Chicago Bulls – Lavine via Coby’s afro
Cleveland Cavaliers – Kevin Porter via Clarkson
Dallas Mavericks – Porzingod via random dude in Latvia who punched him
Denver Nuggets – Jokic via the same guy who owns the local pizza buffet
Detroit Pistons – Reggie Jackson via Markieff
Golden State Warriors – DLo via Klay
Houston Rockets – Gerald Green via his connections in the Houston rap scene
Indiana Pacers – the whole state of Indiana is dry, no one could find any gummies
LA Clippers – Kawhi via Uncle Dennis
LA Lakers – KCP via who knows but he stays missing layups so I hope he’s just high
Memphis Grizzlies – Josh Jackson via Grayson
Miami Heat – Nunn via his parole officer
Milwaukee Bucks – DiVincenzo via Sterling Brown
Minnesota Timberwolves – Wiggins via his father
New Orleans Pelicans – BI via his verified shooters on his IG page back home
New York Knicks – DSJ via J Cole
Oklahoma City Thunder – Ferguson via Burton
Orlando Magic – Ross via Iwundu
Philadelphia 76ers – Mike Scott via Mike Scott
Phoenix Suns – Ayton via Tyler Johnson
Portland Trail Blazers – Whiteside via some hipster outside the arena
Sacramento Kings – Bagley via Ariza
San Antonio Spurs – DeMar via Pop
Toronto Raptors – Hollis-Jefferson via VanFleet
Utah Jazz – Jeff Green via Ingles
Washington Wizards – John Wall via BLew
Disclaimer: L51 in no way, shape or form respects snitching. Keep your gummy tribulations to yourselves.