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Your fantasy, my reality

With our fantasy season coming to the midpoint, I’ve decided to create a power rankings to help predict the future of our keeper league.

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Making The Jump

These two front runners for NBA MIP highlight a similarity that has potentially gone overlooked for years.

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#GummyGate

Last week Dion Waiters passed out on a team plane from THC gummies, this week we created similar scenarios for every team.

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James Harden the GOAT

Earlier today, it was claimed that “to a statistically significant degree” that James Harden’s performance declines in cities with high-rated […]

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Week 1 Power Rankings

The inaugural rundown of power rankings in our Khaki Trench Coat fantasy league.

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June 30th

Kyrie Irving decided to sit down with me and discuss his upcoming free agency. After multiple hours of discussing world […]

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Finals Honorable Mentions

Active roster players who did not see a single minute of action Vol. 4.

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What’s Next in the Chicago Bulls Rebuild

I know that writing this without getting approval from the Chicago Bulls leadership committee is a direct violation of the […]

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The Official Lottery51 Mock

The NBA Lottery is what we do. Literally the main thing we do.

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Conference Finals Honorable Mentions

Active roster players who did not see a single minute of action Vol. 3.

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Round 2 Honorable Mentions

Active roster players who did not see a single minute of action Vol. 2.

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Mock Lottery

Justin’s lottery article did not address all the facts, but I am here to set the record straight.

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Tomorrow Starts Tonight

The Hawks are one ping pong ball away from becoming the Golden State Warriors of the East.

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